The Russ May Van!

Oh My God! You wouldn't even believe how cool this van is!

The Russ May van is complete with windows, doors and even mirrors!

It has even got NOS (check out need 4 speed you'll know what it is), this helps Russ go even faster when he is trying to get to a job quickly! (That shows how dedicated he is) hehe.

The rims on this beast are silver (soon to be sprayed Pink) and are like really big because they need to hold up the beasty van and all of the heavy equipment in the back like bricks and cement and...erm....more bricks!

Girls should beware that if you are showing off a bit of boob or booty...they will defo pip at you....coz they are like women eaters!

Don't wave or wink or anyfin if the person driving the van looks about 10, this is the dumb ass new worker and he will prob loose control of the van and run you over if you distract him!!

There are now new editions of the Russ may van...Emmetts windows vans! They are obviously not as good as the russ may vans but they are ok i spose and they are a bit newer! Not that i am dissing the new russ may van or nefin...i wouldn't dream of it Russ!!

The van was vandalised a few months ago...a few stickers were removed from front of the van. It is believed that drunken females did the deed...but have promised to get stef to fix it fo him! How nice to have such good friends like those girls...russ is a lucky man!